I was going to put this on http://uppitynegroes.net but figured fuck that because I have another post in the works that I’d rather put there.
Anyway, Bambi’s thug ass brother John tried to end my life tonight. For those that don’t know, I live in Southern New Jersey. Like, THEEE southern most part. As in, THIS
Where I live, there are a lot of wooded areas. With wooded areas, come wildlife. In particular, deer. Not a lot of people know this, but deer come to the side of the road when the weather is cold to heat themselves up from the pavement. Since deer do that, I’m going to need to explain why the flying FUCK John felt the need to be on the side of the road in 90 degree weather. Not just 90 degrees, but HUMID ass 90 degree weather.
John was chilling on the side of the road for whatever the fuck reason a deer chills on the side of the road in the summertime for. John decided to act like one of those squirrels from the old Geico commercials when I got close. This fool started hauling ASS across the street when I got to near where he was standing. I slowed down to give him some room, this silly hump slowed his run down to a walk so I would almost hit him. So I stopped. He walked to the other side of the road, ran into the woods, and dipped.
I look in my rear view mirror after I pull off, John the goddamn deer with the sense of humor of a Comic View comedian is running BACK across the street.
Leather in the summer, silk in the winter This is such an art, where do I begin uh.. Used to sing tenor, in the church choir Really I was flexin', but the girls they were fine I'm the type of guy that notice subtle signs When I cuddle mine, she ain't even tryin To look sexy, but even if she was so what Mother fucker grow up, don't mean to be so abrupt But that lets me, know that she's a human being And being human's hard, on the boulevard Girl you got it bad, glad I'm not one But yet you got it good, you are the hot one But I'm Andre, Benjamin Andre to be exact You hoped to meet a gentleman one day, well this is that In fact, Dookie introduced at a show About a year or so ago, I don't know, mind slips me I'm in the southern states, you know where all the pimps be Dressin all boogey and carryin' ugly cups And yes you're getting booed if your shit does not get down And yes you're getting sued by women who didn't get up Out their seat on the bus, and feet shouldn't rust And beat is a must, and we shouldn't lust But we do, I'm laughin' at the calendars and clocks Ask Scott to match the socks, what's in your +Speakerboxxx+ +Pink and Blue+, you're lolly gaggin, you're slow pokin You got me open, you're playin wit me, darlin I'm not a toy As if I need a baker bring's the joy, you're a kiner, the Tyner meanin the real McCoy I can't wait..
Someone brought my camera bag inside from out of my truck. i guess these lenses DO need a thorough inspection and cleaning. And this battery needs charging. guess i better put this D60 to work tomorrow.